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There’s something rather touching about a week in which everybody is encouraged to have their say. We call it democracy, though increasingly it resembles a family Christmas, people storming off in a huff, someone crying near the Quality Street, and at least one elderly relative muttering that things were better before Brussels invented bananas. Still, the principle matters. The important thing is not whether we agree with what people say, but that they get to say it. We have, after all, survived Brexit, the longer passport queues, the vanishing ease of working in Europe, and the curious national achievement of making a weekend in Spain feel administratively similar to invading Poland. But by God, we protected this sceptred isle. Or at least put it behind a velvet rope and made everybody queue for it. And that’s democracy. You vote, you earn the right to complain. If you didn’t vote, frankly, you should sit quietly and eat your fish fingers. That’s the deal. What struck me, though, w...

There is something rather telling about the British relationship with the sun. It only has to appear, not blaze, not commit, just suggest itself, and suddenly everything feels possible again. Plans are made. Coats are removed with a kind of reckless optimism. People sit outside cafés as though they have been personally invited by the Mediterranean. And yet, of course, the clouds have not gone anywhere. They have just stepped aside for a moment. Which makes you wonder whether it is not the sun that changes things, but our sudden awareness of what has been sitting over us all along. This morning, by the marina, coffee in hand, cake doing its quiet but important work, I found myself sitting with a neighbour, putting the world to rights in that way one does when there is no particular urgency to anything. A small moment. An unplanned one. But one of those moments that gently resets the day. And it struck me that 2026 has had its fair share of cloud. Professional ones, certainly. The ...

Freelancers live in a curious state of suspended certainty. On Sunday morning, at the beginning of a new week, I have absolutely no idea what might arrive in my inbox by the following Saturday. It could be three job offers, two interesting conversations and a slightly baffling enquiry about something I did in 1998. Or it could be… nothing at all. That’s the freelance bargain. Possibility on one side. Uncertainty on the other. I’ve always suspected that’s why it suits me. The idea of going to the same place every morning, sitting at the same desk, looking at the same three pot plants and pretending to be fascinated by a quarterly strategy document would slowly kill me. Freelance life, by contrast, is gloriously unpredictable. One day you’re writing something. The next you’re standing in front of a room of people talking about communication. The day after that you might be on a train wondering how you ended up doing any of it. But here’s the strange thing. People who live in const...

I can remember when catching up with people involved a telephone with a cord long enough to lasso a small pony. You’d run it into the bathroom, light a candle, pour a glass of Muscadet (very important, the Muscadet), sink into a bath so hot you had to top it up twice, and talk. Properly talk. An entire evening could vanish in steam and stories. There was no “seen at 21:04.” No typing bubbles. No curated lighting. Just voices. Pauses. The occasional slosh. These days, connection lives in a folder on my phone. I sometimes wake up and, rather shamelessly, look forward to clicking it. Birthdays. Promotions. New jobs. Holidays. A day out somewhere photogenic involving brunch. It’s rather lovely, really. And yet. Instagram is alarmingly positive. Everyone appears to be: • Falling over attractively. • Applying skin serums under perfect lighting. • Driving something fast around a corner. • “Thrilled to announce…” • “Grateful to share…” Happily, of course. Even X (which I still ...

It is the first week of January. The agent’s office has been open for roughly the length of a kettle boil and already — ding — the first self-tape of the year arrives. Covid may be history, but self-tapes are clearly immortal, like cockroaches and Keith Richards. Actors are divided. Some loathe them. Some tolerate them. Most of us quietly question when “turn your flat into a television studio” became part of the job description. Ring light, neutral wall, no sign of personal happiness in frame. Personally, I don’t mind them. Casting gets to see actual acting, not just a headshot where I look either startled or mildly guilty. And sometimes — brace yourself — a job follows. I’ve had two old-fashioned, in-the-room meetings this year. Both became jobs. I’ve had rather more self-tapes that became… character-building. This latest one was for a show I genuinely love, heading into season two. Good character description. Promising notes. Then the script arrived: four pages, four characters, a...

Well. Here we are again. Another Christmas has arrived like a relative you vaguely remember liking but can’t quite recall why — carrying a tin of something homemade and an opinion about the heating. And before anyone panics: yes, this is a Christmas message, not a manifesto, not an invoice, and not (despite appearances) the opening chapter of a memoir. That comes later. Possibly January. Possibly never. Let’s see how the mince pies go. First things first: hello. Hello to friends, followers, readers, lurkers, accidental subscribers, Peep Show quiz champions, and those who only know me as “Sophie’s dad off the telly” — a title I now wear with the pride of a man who’s finally stopped explaining himself at dinner parties. This year, like most years, has been… instructive. There have been moments of joy, moments of terror, moments when the boiler made a noise suggesting it had opinions. There has been work, waiting for work, working out why the work hasn’t replied, and then suddenly doin...